Fighting mommalantuals and lavalantuals might be something most of us are not prepared to deal with. But for this one special individual; and his closest friends. They have been ready for this moment for years.. Over 2 decades to be precise. From Police Academy Graduates protecting the streets of an unnamed city to Movie Stars and then to real life hero’s fighting Lavalantuals as they swarm the city of Angels.
Back in the 80’s we got the first version “Real World” Reality Movie Documentary based in an unnamed city following a few cadets as they worked their way up the ranks and onto protecting the streets from thieves, thugs and drug dealers while also maintaining order in the “Blue Oyster Bar”
It has been a long time since Mahoney, Laverne, Larvelle, Tackleberry and crew trained and scrapped their way through a very, very rigid Police Academy run by Thaddeus Harris and his right hand man Lt. Proctor.
It wasn’t easy for this rag tag crew but when push came to shove.. yes even at the Blue Oyster Bar… These men and women didn’t back down from a challenge. Listen, I ain’t gonna lie. I never wanted to be a police officer, in the army, or go to outer space. I respect the livin’ frack out of people who do; and even look up to them… Maybe even consider them… Hero’s. 
Mahoney, Laverne and Larvelle Protection Specialists
Their names may have changed, but they are doing what they were born to do. Protect and Serve.
Colton, Teddie and Marty take on their toughest task in L.A. during its darkest days when one spicy Mommalantula and her offspring attempt to scorch earth... Literally
It wasn’t too long after their stint at the Police Academy before these hero’s separated and went down their own personal paths. Mahoney changed his name and profession and became Colton West better known for his alter ego “Red Rocket” soared to the top of box office charts and instantaneously became a household name and hero.
Anyone born and living in the 1980s knew who he was and knew what he was capable of, but we always wondered would we ever catch a glimpse of the hero we knew he actual was in real life again… Its only been 2 decades.
Tragically people died during the great lavalantual crisis of 2015, but yes we got to see how one small Mahoney became one Giant Colton West who fought off the biggest Mommalantula ever known, it was even documented.
No one man is an army, or a precinct for that matter. So to think Colton West or (Cadet Carey Mahoney) did this alone would be a crazy concept. So what gives?
Glad you asked! He in fact brought his crew with him to L.A. Laverne (name changed to Teddy) and Larvelle (name is now Marty (who now makes some dope af toys that were designed to destroy their enemies as well as the same ole sound effects.)
A True Artist And Hero Marion Ramsey
Your work remains. Thank you for the years of service and entertainment. <3
Just to give you all the full gravity of type of inevitable doom these 3 saved us from, just check out the private stills below. This would have sucked big time for everyone at least in the L.A. area… The first time.
I mean.. that’s not how I wanna go. Trust me on this, I wouldn’t even be the first person to volunteer to jump in and help. Not only do I hate spiders but lava spewing spiders and their got damn mom. Lol nope. Rather take a shot of bleach and call it.
You know who wouldn’t mind being spider slayers, and I am not talking your ordinary pest control people. I am talking about Colton got damn West, Marty and Teddy.
Yes… there was a second time but lets save that for another day. I do believe the Police Academy crew deserves more than just one hero’s welcome on this site.
Marty and Colton thank you for your continued service in these troubling times. Trust me, we will revisit the Miami incident… We will never forget.
Teddy, You are truly an inspiration for everything you have done. RIP
