Winter Movies That Will Chill You To The Core
Bored? Snowed In? Live in a tropical area and want to remind yourself why you are where you are? Let’s review some documentaries that even more confuse warm weather residents why anyone would ever live in the cold.
#5 Ice Sharks
Number 5 on this is list represents when nature attacks after a group of scientists invade and set up shop in the arctic. Watch as they fight for there lives while their research base falls into the waters.
#4 Ice Spiders
What better way for these Olympic hopefuls to train on their off time, than to hit the slopes and work on fighting off “Ice Spiders”.
3. Avalanche Sharks
If you like to party on winter break while fending off a gaggle of hungry man eaters, this movie is for you. Some people are built for bikinis in the snow… Thats just stupid imo.
2. Frozen
As we like to call this around these parts “3 Dopes On A Slope” play the ultimate game of fuck around and find out. As they hustle this poor dude who likely lost his job just so they can get one more ride down the slope. Karma comes back full force in this epic survival movie.
#1 Santa Jaws
A magic pen and an appetite for destruction create a tidal wave of xmas mayhem.