2023 - Sharkbait and Chill Movie List
Bored this summer and wanna chill out and watch some quality animal revenge movies? Or wanna get really froggy with a Chinese Clone of Donald Trump? Here are 5 quality movies to watch this summer that you wont regret.
#5 Trump Vs Illuminati
#4 Crawl
One of my favorite gator adventures. The gas station scene is ‘lit’
3. Shark Bait
5 Idiots Steal and Crash Jet Ski’s on their summer vacation and only 1 survives this really really persistent shark that tracks each one till the very end.
In true shark survival fashion, one friend sleeps with another friends boyfriend… always happens. Ladies when will you learn? 
2. Cocaine Bear
Who doesn’t love a good cartel story?
To boot when a drug run goes wrong and a Bear winds up snorting all your cocaine… Whats even better this flick is based on a true story.
Join Keri Russell and in his final film (RIP) Ray Liotta in action packed animal thriller that should probably already be in the Movie Hall of Fame.
It’s a movie about a bear that does a shit ton of cocaine… EVEN THE KIDS IN THE MOVIE ARE COKED UP. Like damn. Kerri Russel doesn’t not win Mother Actress of the Year Award for this… (Spoiler Alert)
#1 Jaws
Ground Zero of the Shark Movie genre. Even if its just a refresher. One of the best summer classic movies to exist. Holidays, beach, missing teens.
Though please don’t go out hunting Great Whites… you may wind up needing a bigger boat.
Every summer this movie should get a zillion re-watches at minimum.
